The Tiger and the Chicken.

By an unlucky chance a Tiger was thrown up a tree with rope attached to him from which he could not get out.

A Chicken passed by shortly afterwards, and asked the Tiger what he was doing up there.

"Oh have you not heard there is going to be a great flood?” said the Tiger.

"I jumped up here in order to be sure I have somewhere to sleep."

"Why don't you come up too?”

“All you have to do is cut that rope and hold on."

So the Chicken did what the Tiger said and when he cut the rope

whoooosh the Tiger came down and Chicken went up.

"Bye bye little Chicken" said the Tiger.

Remember; Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.